Two new games to keep you entertained. There is Block Drop and Blast Billiards Gold. These will help you get through the rest of Monday.
FMyFriday
Sometimes its just not your day…
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, I was writing an exam when the student sitting behind me finished and left, kicking his water bottle under my chair. I paid no mind to it. Later, I receive a call from the school that I’ve been suspended. Apparently that water bottle had cheat notes written all on the inside of the label. FML
Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and proceeds to clip his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
And sometimes, you deserve those awkward situations…
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs “you suck, stop playing!” Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Top 10: Midgets
Another Top 10 List… Here’s the Top 10 Midgets! Little people have been gracing our TVs and Movies for years and here’s a few who have made a huge impact on us with their little selves.
Top 10: Least Romantic Gifts
Thanks to AskMen.com they have compiled a list of the Top 10 Least Romantic Gifts to buy your girlfriend/wifey. This could have come in handy on Valentines day when I bought my girlfriend that power drill… Still paying for that to this day.
Get educated!
Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile
Lindsay Lohan is back on the market. She’s searching for love in all the right places. Check out her eHarmony video.
FMyFriday
Life is good… unless one of these people is you…
Today, I was walking slowly and awkwardly down the stairs on my crutches. After two steps, a screw fell out of the left crutch and it collapsed. I now have a broken arm from trying to protect my broken leg as I tumbled down two flights of stairs. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I’d never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, “Your nuts!” She meant, “YOU’RE nuts.” I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML