Apparently Disney has a cookie cutter they use for all their animated movies…
So You Think…
So you think you can dance? This kid can def. hold his own. And he’s probably like 5 years old… tops. Yup, I’m not ashamed to say that is almost 5 times younger than me can dance better than me. After all, I’m just a white boy with no rhythm.
Bill Gates’ Facebook Profile
Who isn’t on Facebook these days. Here’s a sneak peek at Bill Gates’ profile… 😉
Bill Gates' Facebook Profile (Source: PC World)
Want to see Steve Jobs, Elvis, or Hillary Clinton’s profile? PC World is here to hook you up!
FMyFriday
Down in the dumps? At least your not one of these people.
Today, I was at the doctors office and the doctor asked me, ” have you been having any sexual relations”? and the first thing that I blurted out was,”you mean with other people”? FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn’t know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on craigslist.com as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
April Fools Day
Alright, I’ve pulled the April Fools day trick on here a few times over the years. That gets old. I’ll leave you up to find some tricks out there. In other news, every year ThinkGeek offers some radical products. All of them are fake, but usually pretty damn cool.
In fact, last year they introduced the 8-bit tie as a joke. After many requests they actually ended up producing it. Hah! Check it out.
This year, my personal favorite is the Squeez Bacon… I’m hoping we can all unite and rally for the production of this… Just think how amazing that would be? For only $7.99 you could squeeze out some bacon onto anything you desire!
Squeez Bacon
Check out the rest of today’s products by visiting their front page. All featured products are fake.
As for other pranks… Check out this site to see what else is going on…
Flying F*ck
I was looking on Thinkgeek.com for some cool stuff for my cubicle when I came across this treasure…
For only $19.99, you could have your own flying f*ck. That’s right. Just think of all those times you wish you had this. Kiss those regrets goodbye, and order one now! This silly f*ck will fly for 7 minutes. Just enough time to get your point across.