FMyFriday
Back to the routine of FMyFridays.
Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister’s. I got in the chair. They couldn’t lift me. FML
Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear “Hey, how’s it going?”. I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML
Today, I read a PostSecret that said “I’m afraid my thighs will start to touch soon.” My thighs have always touched. I didn’t even know thighs weren’t supposed to touch. FML
Hello Long Island, Cablevision Loves You
After meeting the majority of people who reside in Long Island while I was in college, I had never planned to step foot on that “island”. However, I may be ripping up the foundation of my home and moving to LI! Cablevision just announced that they will release 101Mbps uncapped internet service for just $99 a month. Yeah, how about that? I’m jealous.
FMyLife
Well here’s a twist on the usual FMyLife debauchery… I’ve been wicked busy to comb thru and pick a few good ones. I’ve been working hard, and putting extra hours in so I can leave early tomorrow to head to a wake. FML. And now your weekend is ruined because I don’t have anything for you FYL.
We’re both screwed. But, let’s enjoy the weekend anyways.
