Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn’t until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realized I wasn’t there. FML
Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women’s restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I proceeded to fall into the toilet’s waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers’ faeces. FML
Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
Sorry I haven’t posted in the last few days, been busy hanging out with some of my college friends before they graduate themselves. I can’t believe I’ve been out of college for almost a year, pretty crazy! But good news, I’m going back for grad. school. My friends even recommended me this website to get all my supplies online for college, so I now know where to buy a term paper online, and have it shipped right to my door. I’m so ready for grad school, to be quite honest I even kinda miss going to school! I will either start this summer or in the fall.
Right now I’m trying to get ready for a short weekend trip to California. My best friends Dad is getting married this weekend, so my friend and I are off to celebrate away. Since I know you’ll miss my posts, I’ve scheduled a few over the next few days. I believe there’s 4 in total, so plenty to look forward to!
Today, Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, “So were you able to get the binder clips?” FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how this is for you, I proceeded to play for about 3 seconds when I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I was driving home at night when I saw a billboard flash “report drunk drivers”. 15 minuted later, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. I got a $150 ticket. FML
Ever wonder why text messages are limited to 160 characters? Well I have the answer for you!
As he went along, Hillebrand counted the number of letters, numbers, punctuation marks and spaces on the page. Each blurb ran on for a line or two and nearly always clocked in under 160 characters…