When space is limited, you should practice your crip walk on the treadmill… or should you?
F My Friday
Friday is here again. Time to start off the weekend on the right foot… and not like some of these other people…
Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said “You think you’re ready for a round two?” She replied “No, but I do think I’m ready for the rest of round one.” FML
Today, friends threw me a party for finishing my dissertation. I’ve worked on it for months. They carried my computer downstairs to have music, dropping it halfway. My work was on there. Only back-up? On my flash drive I just found on the floor, crushed by someone’s foot. It’s due tomorrow. FML
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The Half Million Dollar Basketball Shot
Sometimes its better not to get involved in a prank war… I feel like we’ll see this kids story on FML one day.
Facebook Announces New Homepages
Today was a big day for Facebook. It announced a slew of new features. One feature that will particularly affect users is the new homepage. Read all about it before it goes live!
Facebook today announced a major update to its homepages that will go live next Wednesday. The new homepages will put the news feed front and center and have both a filtering feature as well as a sidebar that highlights the most popular topics and links that are currently being discussed by your friends. The news feed is now also updated in real-time, while the old feed ran on a schedule and only updated a few times per hour. – ReadWriteWeb
