I’m a fairly huge Family Guy fan… So here’s a musical clip that was banned from TV.
And anywho who has lost faith in the show within the last year should give it a try again. The past couple of episodes have been pretty good.
Kick Back and Relax
Hope your weekend gets off to a good start and not like some of these other people…
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if i could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn’t want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I slept over at my friend’s house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle – it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
Today, I went to my friend’s house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
I ♥ My Marriage
Tampa, Florida – An Apollo Beach man wearing an “I ♥ My Marriage” t-shirt was arrested Monday night, charged with choking his wife during an argument.
Hillsborough deputies booked 32-year-old Bradley Gellert into jail on charges of a felony domestic battery by strangulation. According to the arrest report, Gellert works for Ameriprise, a financial consulting company.
The arrest report says that the couple were arguing over drugs, and during the fight at their home, Gellert screamed in his wife’s face, threw things, grabbed her neck and strangled her, and knocked her to the ground.
Gellert followed the victim as fled the home and reported the incident in person at the closest sheriff’s office. – WTSP.com
Mugshot…
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100+ Funny Photos Taken at Unusual Angle
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes this ain’t exactly right. Distance overlapping, positions, and timing can sometimes create a brand new perspective of a photo. This weekend, we want to show you 100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angle, a compilation of photos taken at the exact right timing and angle, thus creating a humor side of the story; intentionally or unintentionally.
F My Friday
Friday has greeted us again. Be thankful you aren’t these people.
Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had nothing to do, I went with her. She introduced me to her son. Apparently I am the father. My son is 6. FML
Today, I went over to my uncle’s house for dinner and my stomache hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and proceeded to take a huge dump. Turns out I chose the brand new toilet that wasn’t connected to anything yet. FML
Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
Interested in reading more? Check out FMyLife.com
New iPod Shuffle
Apple quietly released a new iPod Shuffle today.
Check it out here.
Smaller form-factor and now holds more songs. I believe the last Shuffle topped out at 2 GB. The new Shuffle’s have 4 GB of space, enough for 1000 songs. Not bad at all! Just $79.