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May or May Not be Going to Hell for This

Prig — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:22:14 +0000

Anyone else find this funny…?

Today, at Wal Mart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read “Hide & seek world champs!” over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As i was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I’d made the sign. FML

Anyone…? Bueller? …Bueller…?

Show Me Your Creepy Face

Prig — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:50:23 +0000

We all have a creepy face. I won’t post mine because I’m afraid my visitor count will go down… But I’ll share a site with you that allows you to see other peoples!

Check out CreepyFaces.com! Be sure to post in the comments if you find any good ones.

NSFW: 210 ‘WTF Were They Thinking’?

Prig — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:00:47 +0000

Alright, here’s one that is probably not safe for work. Here’s 210 ‘WTF Were They Thinking’ Tattoos.

Some aren’t THAT bad. Some are creative. Others, well, don’t they realize its permanent? Check ‘em out.

America’s Got Talent

Prig — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:20:40 +0000

America’s Got Talent starts tonight. Catch it on NBC.

You going to tune in?

Tattoo Body Map

Prig — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:10:08 +0000

Before you get inked, you should take a look at the Tattoo Body Map. This map will show you that their is a methodology to tattoo placement. Take good notes and try to think straight next time you’re drunk out of your mind and a tattoo seems like “THE BEST IDEA EVER”!

America’s Best Selling Car

Prig — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:43:06 +0000

What is America’s Best selling car? It’s not the Ford F150, Honda Accord, or the Toyota Camry…

Take a guess, now see if you’re right.

April Fools Day

Prig — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:10:22 +0000

Alright, I’ve pulled the April Fools day trick on here a few times over the years. That gets old. I’ll leave you up to find some tricks out there. In other news, every year ThinkGeek offers some radical products. All of them are fake, but usually pretty damn cool.

In fact, last year they introduced the 8-bit tie as a joke. After many requests they actually ended up producing it. Hah! Check it out.

This year, my personal favorite is the Squeez Bacon… I’m hoping we can all unite and rally for the production of this… Just think how amazing that would be? For only $7.99 you could squeeze out some bacon onto anything you desire!

Squeez Bacon

Check out the rest of today’s products by visiting their front page. All featured products are fake.

As for other pranks… Check out this site to see what else is going on…

Flying F*ck

Prig — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:00:48 +0000

I was looking on Thinkgeek.com for some cool stuff for my cubicle when I came across this treasure…

For only $19.99, you could have your own flying f*ck. That’s right. Just think of all those times you wish you had this. Kiss those regrets goodbye, and order one now! This silly f*ck will fly for 7 minutes. Just enough time to get your point across.

I ♥ My Marriage

Prig — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:49:31 +0000

Tampa, Florida – An Apollo Beach man wearing an “I ♥ My Marriage” t-shirt was arrested Monday night, charged with choking his wife during an argument.

Hillsborough deputies booked 32-year-old Bradley Gellert into jail on charges of a felony domestic battery by strangulation. According to the arrest report, Gellert works for Ameriprise, a financial consulting company.

The arrest report says that the couple were arguing over drugs, and during the fight at their home, Gellert screamed in his wife’s face, threw things, grabbed her neck and strangled her, and knocked her to the ground.

Gellert followed the victim as fled the home and reported the incident in person at the closest sheriff’s office. – WTSP.com

Mugshot…

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100+ Funny Photos Taken at Unusual Angle

Prig — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:25:22 +0000

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes this ain’t exactly right. Distance overlapping, positions, and timing can sometimes create a brand new perspective of a photo. This weekend, we want to show you 100+ Funny Photos Taken At Unusual Angle, a compilation of photos taken at the exact right timing and angle, thus creating a humor side of the story; intentionally or unintentionally.

Check ‘em out.