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Sometimes its just not your day…

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

Today, I was writing an exam when the student sitting behind me finished and left, kicking his water bottle under my chair. I paid no mind to it. Later, I receive a call from the school that I’ve been suspended. Apparently that water bottle had cheat notes written all on the inside of the label. FML

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and proceeds to clip his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

And sometimes, you deserve those awkward situations…

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs “you suck, stop playing!” Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

2 Responses

  1. Eric Lee

    Where did you get your blog layout from? I’d like to get one like it for my blog.