Alright, short introduction. I wrote up a short review on FMyLife.com. Every Friday, I’m going to start a new thing to kick off your weekend. It’s called F My Friday. I’ll post a few excerpts from FMyLife each Friday to help you realize that your life might be sucking right now, but it can’t suck as much as some people’s lives. Sooo… with that said… Here’s a few stories to keep you entertained.
Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number “just in case I needed him to come to my rescue”… He told me “Yeah sure!” and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: “911”. FML
Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : “Trying to lose your virginity.” FML
Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, “Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven’t gotten any in weeks”. FML