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Olympic Events That Didn’t Make the Cut

Every few Olympics they add new events such as ball room dancing or trampoline jumping. Here’s some that just didn’t make the cut during the last go-around.

1.) Asking A Girl Out… This can be extremely hard for your average high school boy. Is she out of your league? Where should the first date take place? How do you approach her? All those questions can really overwhelm you and blow your chances.

2.) Bull Jumping… If Kobe can jump over a speeding car, your average man can easily clear a bull.

3.) Toddler Tossing… You know you always wanted to toss your friends kid around. Here’s your chance. If the kid is cranky and just isn’t working with you, grease up your hands and see if you can catch her.

And remember, size doesn’t matter, just be smart.